Timmy Failure: We Meet Again by Stephan Pastis
Walker Books, 2014. ISBN 9781406356748
(Ages 6 -12) Recommended. His name is Failure, Timmy Failure. He
doesn't drive a fancy car or travel by limousine; he gets around on
his mother's Roomba. (Robotic vacuum that roams across his mother's
carpet in a pattern Timmy is yet to understand)
Timmy is the founder, president and the CEO of Failure Inc. a
detective agency which is on the verge of global domination, global
riches and global fame. He claims openly that the agency has solved
most of the world's crimes. He also has his own polar bear who
sleeps 20 hours a day and declares hibernation if you attempt to
complain.
From an uneducated eye the incredible accomplishments that Timmy has
achieved must look like everything goes his way. This is however not
true. Timmy is constantly being met by roadblocks in life like the
academic probation that his horrible Principal has put him on.
Considering the small crime of throwing a tree stump through the
principal's window Timmy believes he is being singled out and
unfortunately Timmy's lawyer (also a polar bear) can't save him.
The coveted Miracle Report is the key to everything, including a
good grade. It's dirty business. It's best you know nothing. But one
thing is for sure: Timmy Failure will be triumphant again!
A naive adult (must be an adult) could be forgiven for thinking that
this is just a Captain Underpants book with a new cover and focus.
Its absurdity and ridiculousness is very similar. The main
characters in both series also bare similarities. It evoke laughter
through situations that often leave an adult saying 'what the', but
a child in fits of laughter.
Any school library should invest in the Timmy Failure
series. It will be continuously borrowed. The series is funny,
ridiculous and a great option for children who loved the Captain
Underpants style but need a new story in their life.
Steve Whitehead